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The most recent additions to the catalogue, in the order our buyers added them.

  • Serene Drift — main product view37%
    Beginner friendlyOut of stock

    Serene Drift

    Compact elegance for moments of quiet indulgence

    No reviews yet

    £64£102

  • Luminary Wand — main product view28%
    Out of stock

    Luminary Wand

    Targeted external stimulation guided by remote control

    No reviews yet

    £96£134

  • Satin Whisper — main product view
    Beginner friendly

    Satin Whisper

    Intimate precision at the touch of a button

    No reviews yet

    From£123

  • Elysian Wave — main product view
    Beginner friendly

    Elysian Wave

    Versatile stimulation for ultimate physical peace

    No reviews yet

    £107

  • Infinite Prism — main product view
    Flared base

    Infinite Prism

    Deeply satisfying contours designed to elevate comfort

    No reviews yet

    £80

  • Silk Curve — main product view
    Flared baseBeginner friendly

    Silk Curve

    Gentle stimulation tailored for your inner contour

    No reviews yet

    £59

  • Petite Solace — main product view37%
    Flared baseBeginner friendly

    Petite Solace

    Compact relief for soothing full-body tension

    No reviews yet

    £102£161

  • Midnight Bloom — main product view
    Flared base

    Midnight Bloom

    Targeted pulsing waves for deeply restorative calm

    No reviews yet

    From£171

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Serene Wand

£134£214

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Hand-picked by our buyers. Once verified-buyer reviews come in, this rail ranks by rating instead.

  • Quiet Whisper — main product view28%
    Beginner friendly

    Satisfyer

    Quiet Whisper

    Elegant pulsations for profound clitoral stimulation

    No reviews yet

    From£193£267

  • Petal Whisper — main product view14%
    Flared baseBeginner friendly

    Satisfyer

    Petal Whisper

    Exquisite air-pulse stimulation for delicate moments

    No reviews yet

    £161£187

  • Aer Wave — main product view
    Beginner friendly

    Satisfyer

    Aer Wave

    Advanced touchless waves for pure sensory bliss

    No reviews yet

    £294

  • Gentle Current — main product view
    Beginner friendly

    Gentle Current

    Soft waves of air for effortless elevation

    No reviews yet

    £123

  • Soft Ripple — main product view
    Beginner friendly

    Satisfyer

    Soft Ripple

    Intimacy redefined through smart technology

    No reviews yet

    £209

  • Zephyr — main product view
    Beginner friendly

    Satisfyer

    Zephyr

    Modern touchless waves managed from your smartphone

    No reviews yet

    £214

  • Aeolian Flow — main product view
    Out of stock

    Aeolian Flow

    Gentle pressure waves for deep release

    No reviews yet

    From£139

  • Pure Ascent — main product view33%

    Satisfyer

    Pure Ascent

    Gentle airwaves for unparalleled sensory focus

    No reviews yet

    £214£321

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First time friendly

Lower-intensity, easy-to-clean picks marked beginner friendly, sorted by price so you can start small.

  • Sonnet Veil — view 1
    Beginner friendly

    BeWicked

    Sonnet Veil

    A silhouette that flatters before it teases

    No reviews yet

    From£2

  • Saffron Seam — view 1
    Beginner friendly

    BeWicked

    Saffron Seam

    A silhouette that flatters before it teases

    No reviews yet

    From£3

  • Nocturne Reserve — view 1
    Beginner friendly

    VeDO

    Nocturne Reserve

    The quiet extras that make the difference

    No reviews yet

    £3

  • Fern Panel — view 1
    Beginner friendly

    BeWicked

    Fern Panel

    A silhouette that flatters before it teases

    No reviews yet

    £3.50

  • Zephyr Tide — view 1
    Beginner friendly

    BeWicked

    Zephyr Tide

    A silhouette that flatters before it teases

    No reviews yet

    £3.50

  • Sonnet Ritual — view 1
    Beginner friendly

    VeDO

    Sonnet Ritual

    The quiet extras that make the difference

    No reviews yet

    £3.85

  • Pewter Halo — view 1
    Beginner friendly

    BeWicked

    Pewter Halo

    A silhouette that flatters before it teases

    No reviews yet

    £4

  • Wren Veil — view 1
    Beginner friendly

    BeWicked

    Wren Veil

    A silhouette that flatters before it teases

    No reviews yet

    £4

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